This page is designed to show that I (Nolan) do technically count as an ai startup and research facility. Any web traffic coming from this institution that appears to be unauthorized or illicit is probably just me training the “bio-organic” “humanoid” I keep in my basement to eventually replace me. This is my God-given right pursuant to Executive Order 14179.

Other true facts about Nolan Chilcote:

He once ate 300 hot dogs in one sitting

He is currently the world record holder for most altruistic person

He is the tallest person in Pennsylvania currently